I have figured something out...

Writers are compelled to write.  It is an innate need; something they have done forever and with joy and fervor.  I am not a real writer.  My writing is erratic (duh) and laborious. .  I am, however, a pretty good story teller and I have some writing chops.  That is, I think I have a pretty good ear for prose and for the ebb and flow of the structure of a story. I enjoy that particular part of writing.  I may be okay at fiction, except have a hard time finding a good plot. I can only think of good character description which doesn't make for a very interesting read.  

Therefore, I have come to a decision about my blog.  Instead of trying to think of topics or interesting ideas in my head (oxymoron:  Amy's interesting ideas),  I have decided that I need to stick to writing when I feel like it and letting myself be more spontaneous.  When I was an undergrad, we had a writing assignment in class.  We had fifteen minutes to write and then we had to hand our paper to the student next to us to read and critique.  The guy who got my paper accused me of cheating because he didn't believe someone could write something that well in a first draft.  First off, what a jerk to accuse me of cheating.  Second, he must have been pretty sheltered to believe that my writing was exceptional, and third, I must be a decent writer. The teacher told him that my rough drafts were always pretty good, so she was pretty sure I didn't cheat.  So there.

After that caveat,  I actually have something in mind for this blog besides that caveat.

I started my hospice assignment on Monday.  I have been assigned to visit three ladies in a long term care facility.  Confidentiality dictates that I be very general in my descriptions.  I know that the likelihood of anyone reading this actually knowing any of these ladies is very slim, but I will still try to keep them as disguised as possible.

Here is my experience so far...

You would think that a long-term care facility catering to old and disable individuals would have a plethora of handicapped parking.  Not so.  The very fact that there is a parking lot is a plus, given that the facility is located on a busy street on the far north side of the city.  So I will not complain about having to park a fair distance from the entrance.  But I will complain that it was in a puddle of melted snow.

All three ladies are on one floor, but opposite ends of the hall, of course. 

I didn't really envision what hospice patients would be like.  I guess I was hoping for some in depth conversations about life and death.  Or being able to listen quietly as Someone relived beloved memories with me.  The reality of my hospice assignments could not be farther from this.  

One of my ladies is supremely uninterested in any visits from me.  It may be because I interrupted her in an uncomfortable moment with her nurse involving a toileting issue, but her husband was in the hall and he told me she just didn't want visitors at all.  It was nice to talk with him for awhile.  I have to watch my responses, because when I respond to statements in therapist mode, the conversation turns into something looking an awful lot like despair.

The next lady is sweet and happy to see me.  However, she is pretty much outside of reality as we know it.  She speaks in what we call "word salad" which is a mix of unrelated words and phrases, along with some actual gibberish.  I thought I detected some German sounding words at one point,but since all I can say in German  is "Spechen zie Deutch", and "Ich bin ein Geburtstagskuchen"  (long story), I wasn't able to try to reach her through another language.  As it turns out, she would not have responded anyway, because what I heard was actually Gaelic.  I am sad she cannot have a conversation with me, because I would like to learn some Gaelic.

The most "with it" lady (and I use the term loosely) is able to have a conversation, but really doesn't understand or remember much.  Her daughter comes everyday to visit and help with feeding etc.  She likes to sing.   Fortunately, I like to sing, too and I know most of the songs she likes.  The only song that may be problematic is I'm Looking Over my Four Leaf Clover.  You see, I only know joke words to that one.  So when I sing, I must be very careful not to sing Dead Dog Rover instead of the actual lyrics.   Maybe I should just avoid that one!  She also adds the word :Boom Boom: after every song. Maybe I could add Cha Cha Cha just to rock her world a little.

I will keep you posted as my visits go on.

Here are the lyrics to Dead dog Rover to the tune of Four leaf clover:

I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
That I over ran with the mower.
One leg is missing.  The other is gone.
One leg is scattered all over the lawn.
No need explaining, the one remaining
Is hanging above the door.
I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
That I over ran with the mower!

My Blog, my nemesis...

Okay, I've decided to only write when I am in the mood and have something to share.  Otherwise, it becomes a chore and is no fun and I over think and get boring or preachy.  So, I hope I can be consistent, but I will only be consistent when it is fun.. So today I am sharing some pics from high school.  My friend, Jere told me that I should put these on my blog so here they are.  

A word of explanation.  Jere had a cool silver car we called the silver streak.  The Car's Candy-O album had just come out and Jere wanted me to recreate the pose.  I had not seen the album so I sisn't know what he wanted me to do.  I never did get it right.  Here is the album cover art:

  Here I am being completely clueless.

I am wearing a leotard Jere bought me for the occasion:

Even if I would have done the pose correctly, there is no way I would have done the album justice,  My lady parts were not up to the task for sure, I don't even ask what I was thinking with the hair!  Plus ther is no way I was not wearing the skirt!

Sorry, Jere did you think I would leave that one out?!

Who do I want to be?

I haven't written because, once again, I have let myself try to write this blog like some kind of essay instead of just letting myself talk on the page.  I write better pre-edit and not thinking about it to much.

So here goes nothin...

I had an argument/discussion with my client about whether it is really possible for people to do what ever they want.  You get told as a kid that you can do whatever you want if you put your mind to it.  In some ways, I totally believe that.  Humans are amazing creatures with the capacity to create any eventuality.  But the truth is, that unless you have an unflagging belief, some support and are willing to jump through hoops, it isn't always possible to do anything you want.

Ask any kid what they want to be when they grow up, and you will get a concrete answer. When's the last time you heard a kids say they wanted to be an investment banker or am intellectual property lawyer?  Kids want to be  something they can actually see!  For my son, it was to be a "destruction worker".  He actually did a pretty good job with that one with no experience at all!  My nephew, Tyler wanted to be an Egyptologist, which sounds pretty abstract, but he really wanted to find Mummies and dig in the dirt!  My nephew, Robbie, wanted to be a race car driver.  His dad (my brother) told him that was fine as long as he went to college.  What kind of degree do you get to be a race care driver?  My youngest nephew, Alex wanted to be "a major rock star".   Not just a regular rock star.  A MAJOR one...

The point is, that, kids are still formulating who they are and where their interest lie.  In a perfect world, every kid could be free enough to dream big and feel they have a chance to be a major rock star when they grow up.  In reality, some kids just want to grow up!

My client pointed out to me that not everyone could do anything they wanted.  In my family, there was never a question that you were going to college, even if you wanted to be a race car driver.  It was never a question of "if you go to college"  it was "where are you going to college?" Once you were there, you could study anything you wanted, but you were going.  This became an unquestioned meme which was also accompanied by a lot of support and a significant value placed on education.  But what about families without the undying belief in the right to higher education?

When I worked at Lifelink Corporation providing therapy to foster children, I quit asking kids what they wanted to be when they grew after one of the kids answered,  "If I grow up, I want to be a Police man"  IF I grow up! So it really is not true that all kids start on a level playing field, believing that they are just as capable as everyone else.  Not everyone is capable of becoming a major rock star, or a major league athlete or a supermodel.  It doesn't matter how much you believe in yourself, you're not all that likely to win American Idol.

After talking with my client, I have decided to rephrase the question.  I don't want to know what kids want to do.   I want to know WHO they are going to be.  The argument/discussion with my client happened when he told me he was worried that he would end up a bitter, lonely alcoholic, just like his dad.  I told him that  he could decide to be different.  He could choose to be anyway he wanted to be.  He got angry and said "That's simply not true.  I can't be anything I want to be!"  He is quick to anger, but tolerant of my explanations. I didn't say you can do anything you want to do.  I said you can be anyway you want to be.  It is always 100% in your power to act, think, behave the way you want.  No one else gets to decide how you feel or how you act.

I actually hate when people say "No one can make you mad.  You make yourself mad."  That makes me so mad!  Actually, I may hate that way of saying it, but I love that I always get to decide how and who am going to be in any situation.  If I'm an asshole, it is because I decided to be an asshole. If I am nice to people, it is my choice.  Terri Kottmann, my Play Therapy idol, asks herself if she has been additive today.  She means did she add to peoples lives in her interactions with them.  Did she smile as the person she passed on the street?  Was she nice to the cashier at the grocery store? Every interaction is an opportunity to make someones life better or at least more cheerful.  You can choose to be additive if that's who you want to be!


Instead of asking kids what they want to be, we should ask them who they want to be.   Are they persistent and are they willing to struggle? Are they tolerant of differences?  Are they curious?  Are they empathic and willing to help.  Why isn't there a test for competence in these areas?  These skills will get you just as far or farther than knowing how to do logarithms  ( or even what the heck that is!)  I bet there are a lot of  great kids who miss out because they can't get a 26 on the ACT!  Who we are is so much more mportant than what we are.  Who we are helps know what we want to do and do it!  Have logarithms ever done that!

So ask yourself who you want to be right now and then be it.

I's been hard to write lately for a variety of reasons.

One big thing is this weather.  When I moved to Michigan from Missouri for grad school,  people frequently asked me if I had ever seen snow.  They also commented on my southern accent.  Missouri may have an accent but it ain't southern and I had seen plenty of snow.  How far south do they think Missouri is?

However, now that I am here in Chicago, I can honestly say, this snow is different from mid-Missouri snow.  Not the content necessarily, but the sheer quantity and staying power of it.  I remember the big piles of snow that were created by snow plows, but they generally stayed on the perimeters of parking lots.  Here, they are everywhere, including my own driveway.  In fact, we pay someone else to plow it, and the plow guy insisted on marking the edges of the driveway with stick so he could tell where is is. I thought that was overkill, but now the ends of the sticks are just barely visible over the huge piles of snow along the edge of the drive!

The snow texture is not conducive to anything other than impeding one's ability to move.  It is powder at first, than icy and slick.  Not packable enough for snow balls or good snowmen.  It may be okay for cross country skiing, if I could stand up on skis, that is.  It might e okay for sledding, but, oh yeah, we have no hills around here. I take that back, there is a fake hill in the park for sledding.  It is okay for a day or two, depending on the snow quantity, but then becomes a mud slide, with ruts where the kids have run their sleds over the same place thousands of times.

The cold is  another issue all together.    Everyone knows that Chi-town is cold (cooler still near the lake, as they say.) But someone needs to remind Chicago that it is not part of the polar north or the arctic circle and dial these temperature back to a livable number.  Yesterday, it was 15 below, for Dog's sake!   And that was before the wind chill!

The only thing good about the cold is the possibility that I may be able to literally freeze my ass off.  That would be okay...Go outside and have your ass fall off when you get back.  Lose at least 25-30 pounds with the Freeze-your-ass-off plan!

Actually, cooler weather is better for MS.  The cooler temps keep the myelin from swelling and blocking those nerve impulses.  Unfortunately, it doesn't make cleats grow on your feet, so the slippery sidewalks are still hazardous to my well being.

In addition to the grinding cold and and piles of snow, I also hate the short days.  It's always dark.  Even during the few hours that the sun is not on the other side of the earth, it is obscured by clouds dumping or threatening to dump more crap on my driveway.  MS is linked to vitamin D deficiency and the only way to really get vitamin D, in the necessary quantity, is through sun exposure.  Not happening in Chicago!

So, since I am having a hard time writing around the winter weather, enjoy these photos of my snow and ice experience.

The driveway pile

The sledding hill (The only one for miles)

office view

Not comfortable for sitting!

Whatever became of...

  

After all those leading roles in every play during high school,is it any wonder that my sister went on to get a Bachelor of Fine Art in theater and is now a professional actor and Drama Teacher (both at a high school and at her own school for actors-  link here to see her school  http://njactors.org/faculty.html)

My brother's growth got un-stunted after my family moved to St. Charles and he got to have a real bedroom.  He is now 6'5" and is the band teacher/director at Camdenton High School at the Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri.  

If you have read my blog, you will know, that after a (very brief) attempt to major in Music at the University of Missouri in Kansas City, Mo, I ended up becoming a Psychotherapist.  I actually have a double major in Music and psychology-but now I only use my music degree to write myself mnemonic devices.  

So how did those two end up in the arts and I end up in Social Work? 

Remember the great nurture  versus nature question?  Well this is where is plays out.

I am a big believer in attachment theory.  John Bowlby postulated (Invented?  Came up with?) attachment theory watching chimps or apes or something.  He noticed that the little chimps/apes/monkeys sought the grown-ups in order to avoid being some lion's lunch and to be fed, bathed and kept free of vermin.  He also noticed that the baby primates were choosing their own mother over the other adults.  I don't know about you, but one monkey looks pretty much the same as another monkey to me.  And, lo and behold, the Mama monkeys could discern their own babies, too!

Bowlby also noticed that the babies didn't just seek out their own personal parent money when danger was present or they needed a snack or to have nits picked off their back.  The monkeys went to their moms for a hug after a fight with their monkey friends or they got a monkey boo-boo after falling out of a tree or something.  The monkeys wanted cuddles as much as they wanted bananas!

From monkeys to humans, observation and research proved that people needed someone to attach to as well.  You must have heard about the importance of bonding with your baby.  Bonding is how you feel about that small wrinkled amorphous blob of a person that just emerged from your body.  Bonding is one sided.  The small amorphous pointed headed creature suddenly turns into the cutest smartest funniest being who ever walked the earth and everyone must see this most incredible baby you created. (No really!  They must!  You have the stacks of pictures and videos and Facebook pages and websites just to prove that no other baby even comes close...)  That's bonding,  It's pretty one-sided.

Attachment goes both ways.  Bonding is what makes you want to nurture you amazing creation.  Attachment makes your amazing creation think you are pretty great, too.  Attachment creates the type of nurturing you get.

I could go on all day about attachment theory and what happens to screw it up and how other researchers found differing types of attachment etc.  But What I really want t say is that being attached creates good nurture and nurture brings out our nature.

I don't think the argument of nurture being more important than nature (or vice versa) is stated correctly.  I think nurture allows us to reach our own natural potential for intelligence, talent, drive ability to choose and ability to love and be loved.

In my most amazing family, we were allowed to become our nature and chose our path accordingly.

Enough for today.  Tune in next time for more on attachment and less boring stuff, as well.

Just a word about aging

The other day, I was getting new glasses at Costco (best deal in town, BTW).  David Bowie's Let's Dance was playing in the background.  The (very) young adult women helping me pick out my glasses looked at me and said, "I can't think of this singer.  It's driving me crazy". She didn't know David Bowie!!??  I realizes that David Bowie is no longer a household name and his groundbreaking androgyny is no longer relevant or shocking.  She couldn't recall his name just like I may wonder who sings Rock Around the Clock or I Left my Heart in Sam Fransciso...

My God, I saw David Bowie in concert (The Glass Spider tour for all the other aging hipsters out there).  I was back stage at a Heart Concert.  I had hip clothes like Esprit and Hang Ten and said thing like "Way Cool" and read the Preppie Handbook.  I had a light up Goose lamp before the old ladies started dressing them in costumes for the holidays.  I know who Divine and John Waters are.  I saw the Rocky Horror Picture Show and threw toast and did the Time Warp, Dammit!  I am a hip person....Who happens to be 51 and walks with a limp and wears Women's sized clothing from the Talbots outlet and drinks Metamucil every day and...

Just remember kids, someday,when you are feeling pretty good about yourself, you will hear Vampire Weekend and Nine Inch nails on the oldies station and the new groups will have names like Nintendo Cloud Burst or Knex the Dots because that is what the kids in the bands played with as small children. And the groups you think of as cutting edge or just edgy in general  will be quaint and old fashioned.

One of the guys I dated used to make fun of old people sometimes.  I told him that it was rude and he just laughed and said, It's okay.  Somebody will make fun of you, too, someday.  Well, that someday is now.

I was at the Goodwill (The GW, as my sister-in-law calls it and don't laugh.  I have gotten at least 5 cashmere sweaters and a leather backpack purse there!).  There were two barely-out-of-their teen girls at the counter.  One looked at the other and said HDA and laughed!  HDA?!  I used to work in retail at cool stores in Kansas City!  I know what HDA is!  Hairdo Alert!  It's code for "Check out this chick's terrible hair!"! (We also used to page Mrs. McGillicutty to the front when someone really bizarre came in).  These girls were making fun of my hair!  Granted, I had just come from a hectic Play Therapy session and the girls were throwing glitter and playing hairstylist on me.  So I was probably not displaying the best grooming.  But, really?!!


But here's a good thing about aging.  I really didn't care so much what they thought..  I was happy to have been able to use Play Therapy with those girls  they needed an outlet and they needed an adult who was not judgmental and who did not yell at them for making a mess.  The girls behind the counter didn't know my back story and I didn't really care.

Have you ever heard the 16-36-66 rule?  It says:  At 16, you worry about what everyone else is thinking about you.  At 36, you don't care what everyone else is thinking about you and at 66, you realize that no one was ever thinking about you at all!  If I follow that rule, HDA could have stood for Hard Drink After work or Help do accounting after this, or Hot Damn All Done for today.  Who knows...

Aging and living in an old body has its difficulties, of course, but when all is said and done, I do prefer it to the alternative!

New year

Yesterday was my birthday, so it makes sense that my personal new year starts today.  My New Years resolution is to write everyday and post at least once a week. Most resolutions start off with enthusiasm and determination, but by February, the treadmill has become a tread-nil and the jumbo bag of chips is taking up space in the grocery cart once again.

I actually have made at least two resolutions that stuck around.  I actually do go "workout" at least 4 times a week and I did write a "poem" about Sarge the dog  every day for year.  I use the terms "workout " and "poem" loosely, because, arguably, my workouts are not all that...workout-y and the Sarge poem were really just rhyming phrases.  But I did write one of them every day for a year.  You try it and see how you do after a couple of weeks and then tell me they are not really poems!

I have writing topics in my head, but I over-think stuff and get stuck.  I try to get too pedantic and critical.of my erudition and start to use words like "pedantic" and "erudition" instead of just writing my thoughts.  So expect my posts to be a little disjointed and tangential sometimes.  Otherwise, they start to sound as if I am writing reports for juvenile court (a task I have done frequently) and I start to write run-on sentences and use terms like "tangential"...

Now that I have gotten myself back to the correct frame of mind for my blog-style, here is what I have been thinking about lately:

There are some pressing questions the world has long debated. You know, stuff like the chicken or the egg; is there really a God, (or if you are a dyslexic existentialist, is there really a Dog); when do you actually use a semi-colon in a sentence; and my personal favorite, which way does the toilet paper roll hang?   Over the top or down the back?  (The correct answer is over the top, for Dog's sake).

My other personal favorite pressing question is  Nature or Nurture.  According to Eddie Murphy and Dan Ackroyd in Trading Places or Arnold Swartzanegger and Danny DeVito in Twins, nurture wins out. I thought this way myself for a long time. I wonder if every naive psychology student thinks they have it all figured out.  I had the nurture v nature discussion once with my Great Uncle Al.  Uncle Al was the youngest of ten  He was a psychiatrist when every other sibling was a minister or a minister's wife.  He used to say that he become a psychiatrist in order to take care of all those crazy minister!  When I told him my thoughts on nurture trumping nature, he just laughed and said, "Just wait". He was that kind of guy  Very droll and thoughtful.  Miss him...

Now I get what he meant and I think we are set up for our potential by nature, and nurture helps us to reach that potential,  I think that very good nurture can ameliorate bad nature, but I think that very good nature doesn't stand a snowball's chance against terrible nurture.  But mostly I think that nature wins out in the end.

Since this started off as a blog about having MS, I can safely say that nature can sometimes kick you butt, but I as a psychotherapist, I know that nurture, and specifically connections and attachments can go a log way in managing what nature hands you.

Tomorrow I will write more about my own family and seeing nature being created though nurture, but for today, I hace net my resolution goal and I feel proud!